Posted: October 6, 2013
What does your favorite Halloween Candy say about you?
Written by: Shannon Bryan
Up Next: Fair or Foul? Pumpkin beer
If candy corn is your favorite:
You're classic. Timeless. And despite an exterior that screams, "Warning! Under construction!", people can't get enough of you! And sometimes, you make a good point.
If Peanut Butter Cups are your favorite:
You look a little rough around the edges. But on the inside, you're really just a big softie. That sensitive nature means it's hard for you to be alone, so you feel your best when part of a couple.
If Smarties are your favorite:
You're a little "Type A." Actually, a lot Type A. You're extremely well organized, almost to a fault, because when one piece slips out of place, you kind of fall apart. On the upside, you're good at sharing.
If M&M's are your favorite:
Sure, you look cheery on the outside. You're lively, invited to all the parties, and everyone seems to love you. But that happy exterior hides a darkness inside. A darkness that is susceptible to warm temperatures (which explains why, despite an ad campaign to the contrary, you're uncomfortable being held for too long).
If Nerds are your favorite:
If Fun Size candy bars are your favorite:
You hesitate taking on bigger rolls and you're unwilling to make larger commitments. But you are fun, after all, and like being a guilt-free fling for those looking for one. You're also a good traveler. And yes, you refuse to grow up. Because what's the fun in that?
If Tootsie Rolls are your favorite:
When others come and go, you stick around. You were made to last, and that dependability makes you a excellent friend. But sometimes - just sometimes - you kind of overstay your welcome. It's no biggie, really, except when someone's on a first date or a job interview and they're thinking everything's going well and then suddenly - there you are, lurking around and making things awkward. But otherwise, you're amazing!
If Laffy Taffy is your favorite:
You're easygoing and excellent at yoga. Not a fan of strict plans, you prefer to go with the flow. You're a bit unreliable, though, and can't stand up for yourself. And funny? Boy are you ever!
After all the doorbells are rung and all the “trick or treats” spoken, and after Mom has gone through the bag looking for razors and bits of glass, you find yourself on the family room floor staring down a mountain of candy, the likes of which you haven’t seen since this exact day last year. In the pile are mini Snickers, and Nerds, and Sweet Tarts, and Smarties. There are caramels and Kit Kats and small candy corn packs. There are individually wrapped Twizzlers and enough mini Reese’s peanut butter cups to fill both pockets of your coat for five days straight. So what do you go for first? Which of those Halloween treats is your all-time favorite. And what does that favorite treat say about you?