Sorry, I just had to do it. It is Christmas Eve after all. Anyway, you know the tune.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me …
Twelve sexy selfies
Eleven Google+ followers (Do you care? Even a little bit?)
Ten Tinder twosomes (Swipe right, swipe right, swipe right … )
Eight deleted (wildly inappropriate) brand tweets
Seven Korean hackers
Six Snapchat scandals
Five grumpy cats
Four Facebook pokes (Who still does this?)
Three blocked ex-boyfriends
Two Instagram spam-bots
AND Mark Zuckerberg with no money
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE!