Today’s Newz begins with a reference to an extremely ridiculous song from the early 2000s, here we go: I know my calculus, it’s you plus Thursday equals fabulous. Phew, I feel much better now. Sometimes I just have to get these awkwardly unfunny things off of my chest before I get down to the real nitty gritty. With that being said, here are the haps for this Thursday evening, booyah.
Ah, here we go again, another Monday is upon us and ready to do its best to completely destroy morale amongst the masses, but this time I think we can all win the battle with Monday by requesting an extension to the weekend in the form of getting out there and checking out some great tunes this evening.
Yeah, so Monday might have dropped kicked me straight in the head, but today’s a whole new beast to battle and I’m pretty certain that I’ve got this Tuesday on my side. So with that said I’m going to keep on pushing and wear these Party Pants proudly as we take it to the limit this Tuesday evening.
Here’s the deal: there are way too many things going on this evening for me to get cheeky with you guys. You’re either in or you’re out this Thirsty Thursday and trust me, you really want to be in, so slide into those Raging Shoes, hike up those Party Pants and get ready to full throttle into this Thursday.
I guess if I were going to hand out any advice on this finally Friday, I would say go hard or go home because there’s a whole helluva lot happening tonight and it’s looking like tomorrow will definitely be more of the same. Remember to hydrate and to also eat food before, during, and after consuming adult beverages.