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Rob Gould

Rob works as a digital marketing & public relations consultant to agencies, brands, and individuals. He has 20 years of marketing experience. He also currently serves in a volunteer capacity as director of pr/communications for TEDxDirigo. From 2005-2011, Rob served as director of social media & agency communications at The VIA Agency (Portland). Prior to VIA, Rob worked with several PR & advertising agencies in London & Boston. He is a graduate of The University of Vermont (UVM) and a Maine transplant (2002). Follow Rob on Twitter at @bobbbyg His real-life interests include art, travel, writing, design, psychology, the beach, & exercise (grudgingly at times).

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Posted: December 24, 2014

The Twelve Days of Christmas | The social media version

Written by: Rob Gould
Shutterstock photo.

Shutterstock photo.

Sorry, I just had to do it. It is Christmas Eve after all. Anyway, you know the tune.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me …

Twelve sexy selfies

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Eleven Google+ followers (Do you care? Even a little bit?)

Ten Tinder twosomes (Swipe right, swipe right, swipe right … )

dancing lady emojiNine ladies dancing

Eight deleted (wildly inappropriate) brand tweets

Seven Korean hackers

Six Snapchat scandals

Photo Credit: www.survivingcollege.com

Photo Credit: www.survivingcollege.com

Five grumpy cats

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Four Facebook pokes (Who still does this?)

Three blocked ex-boyfriends

Two Instagram spam-bots

AND Mark Zuckerberg with no money

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE!

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