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Small town, small bladder, big problem

May 14, 2013

I know the location of every public bathroom on the Portland peninsula, but it didn’t help me at all this weekend on my trip East Millinocket. They should strongly consider changing their town slogan to “Nowhere to Pee.” Why oh why did I drink that latte?

Just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen: Ride the IKEA Bus!

May 09, 2013

This is the true story about what happens when a broke blogger spends her tax return to charter a bus and bring 50 unruly locals to a giant Swedish furniture store. There will be tears of joy, victorious fist pumps, and lots and lots of lifting with the knees (and not the back).

Worth every penny: Bikini waxing, the final frontier

April 19, 2013

I don’t know exactly why, but right around 1980, pubic fashions took a turn for the tailored and the big 70s bush that once roamed the earth began to diminish from the landscape. By the 2000s, it was all but extinct. Unfortunately for me, this change in fashion means that I have never not been expected to landscape the city square in the downtown area.

Getting Revolutionary: I was an MLS super fan

April 03, 2013

This is exactly what happens when a sports-deficient 35 year old finds herself at a professional soccer game amongst the drunks and megaphones in the superfan section. Terrifying, exhilarating, and undeniably Revolutionary.

Movie Rant: Oz The Lame & Tedious

March 22, 2013

Broke207 goes to the movies! (And has some fightin’ words for Sam Raimi.) If you can’t write a love story… just throw the script in a flaming hobo trash can and back away slowly begging forgiveness for even considering making it into a movie in the first place.